
He had a folksy charm and was in the habit of handing out nicknames to members of the press. This is a short sketch, practically a black out, where I just took that sole idea and ran with it. PHC did to political humor and W was one of his running targets. Cast member Tim Russell did a good impression of W and he often popped up in bits. I occasionally submitted Bush skits, so I kind of figured this might give me a leg up on getting picked. It did not.
Bush Press Conference

("Hail to the Chief" plays)
BUSH: Thank you all for coming. Now, I'll take questions. Hmmm, Stretch,
you have a question? Sorry, do you mind me calling you Stretch out here in
front of everyone?
STRENCH: I've been called worst. Mr. President, what are your plans regarding the large deficit?
BUSH: Well, we're working hard, and we should have something at the end of the week. Next question, Lumpy, you have a question. Oh, sorry, Lumpy, I mean Steve. You don't mind me calling you Lumpy, do you Steve?
LUMPY: It's a little late now, isn't it, sir?
BUSH: You're right, it is. Next question?
LUMPY: Hey!
BUSH: You, Pizza-face. Not you, Pimple-Puss, behind you, yes?
PIZZA-FACE: Pizza-face? When did I become Pizza-face?
BUSH: I’m guessing since puberty. Next question? Yes, Needle Nose?
NEEDLE-NOSE: Needle Nose???
BUSH: Okay, I'll let Tinsel Teeth ask the next one then?
TINSEL TEETH: Hey, my orthodontist said I needed these to correct my bite alignment!
BUSH: I've just got time for one last question. Who should get it? Okay, Virgin, it's all yours.
(Crickets)
BUSH: Virgin, hello? Okay, then, that's it then. Thank you.
GK: We now return to our regular programming.
End