Box of Pumpkins
SS: Honey, why is there a big box of pumpkins in the living room?
TR: Yes, the Prairie Home Box o'Pumpkins showers your friends with the one true fruit of the season. And with Halloween over and Thanksgiving pretty much gone, this offer won't be around much longer.
SS: What are we supposed to do with a box of pumpkins? There must be dozens in there.
GK: Can you make a pie, maybe?
SS: Get real, dear.
TR: The Fall Box o'Pumpkins for $59.95, including next-day express delivery. Also available in gourds and squash.
SS: No, seriously, that's a lot of pumpkins.
TR: Call now and order. Supplies are somewhat limited, but not nearly as limited as we would like at the end of November.
GK: Maybe we can, you know, paint them red and green for Christmas.
TR: The Fall Box o'Pumpkins. It's just like having a pumpkin patch in your house.