Well, at least the sweet potatoes didn’t catch fire again---
Thanks for allowing all the family to come together and then leave after dessert---
We are thankful for thy bounty, although my cholesterol count probably won’t appreciate it---
And in tribute to the Pilgrims and Puritans who landed in Massachusetts, let us now burn this witch---
Who wants to stab the turkey first---?
And as we honor our forefathers, who came to America from Turkey---
Let us thank you first for cancelling Aunt Margie and Uncle Ed’s flight here---
Well, Lord, thank you for this bounty, although…whole berry cranberry sauce? Really---?
Let us thank the Lord and Boston Market for this meal---
Thanks for allowing all the family to come together and then leave after dessert---
We are thankful for thy bounty, although my cholesterol count probably won’t appreciate it---
And in tribute to the Pilgrims and Puritans who landed in Massachusetts, let us now burn this witch---
Who wants to stab the turkey first---?
And as we honor our forefathers, who came to America from Turkey---
Let us thank you first for cancelling Aunt Margie and Uncle Ed’s flight here---
Well, Lord, thank you for this bounty, although…whole berry cranberry sauce? Really---?
Let us thank the Lord and Boston Market for this meal---
