In a bedside interview, the Lockerbie Bomber claimed that his role in the airplane bombing was “exaggerated.” Much like his cancer diagnosis.
Presidential candidate Rep. Ron Paul, is calling to impeach President Obama over his to decision to kill terrorist Anwar Al Awlaki. He says it’s because Al Awlaki was an American, born in New Mexico. Which actually makes him Al Queda’s first anchor baby.
Presidential candidate Rep. Ron Paul, is calling to impeach President Obama over his to decision to kill terrorist Anwar Al Awlaki. He says it’s because Al Awlaki was an American, born in New Mexico. Which actually makes him Al Queda’s first anchor baby.
ABC News and Yahoo! announced that they will partner on an on-line news alliance. In case you didn’t feel there were enough yahoos at ABC News.
Sources report that Nevada Geothermal Power, a company the US Department of Energy loaned millions of dollars to, is about to go bankrupt. That makes it the Solyndra of Geo-thermal power.
On-demand music service Napster, announced it will be sold to Rhapsody, causing many people in the music industry to ask, “Napster still around?”
In a Newsweek article, Nancy Pelosi criticized the Obama White House, saying they’re inept and they anticipate nothing. For instance, the fact that Nancy Pelosi was Speaker of the House.
It’s being rumored that Madonna is set to perform at next year’s Super Bowl. No, sorry, it says Madonna is set to do next year’s Super Bowl.
Denmark has become the latest country to levy a "fat tax" on foods with saturated fat…
…making it another country that Michael Moore won’t be visiting.
…so look for the new margarine product, “Really, it’s not butter.”
After much protesting and corporate boycotts, NBC cancelled the show “The Playboy Club.” Also, because it sucked.
Hugh Hefner tweeted he thought the cancelled show “The Playboy Club” should have been on cable. Which raises the question: Hugh Hefner tweets?
After much speculation, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie decided not to run for president in 2012…
…experts are still attempting to determine who was more relieved by this, President Obama or Mitt Romney.
…so the mainstream media fat jokes will have to wait until 2016.
…beating Gov. Palin’s announcement not to run by 2 days.
A.C. Nielsen Jr., who headed the A. C. Nielsen Company that monitors TV show ratings, was cancelled last week at the age of 92.
ESPN's suspended the use of Hank Williams Jr. "Are You Ready for Some Football" song on their "Monday Night Football" after Williams' made a controversial Hitler comment about President Obama and the golf summit with John Boehner…
…which is what the main stream media does whenever you used the words “Hitler” and “Obama” in the same sentence.
…so, are you ready for some backlash???
…but ESPN stated they are still perfectly fine with any GOP/Nazi references.
In an effort to get the media to cover the story, Rick Perry has changed the name of his hunting lodge to “Solyndra Head.”
The Today Show panel applauded the news on the fat tax that Denmark recently put on food. Man, another good reason Gov. Christie should have run.
Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke told Joint Economic Committee of Congress that the US economy is close to faltering…
…then a moment later added, “Whoops, it faltered.”
…then told Congress that the sky is blue and the ocean is wet.
The House Judiciary Committee announced that they would seek a special counsel to investigate Attorney General Eric Holder’s misleading statements to Congress, where he stated he only learned about Department of Justice's Fast and Furious recently when emails show he was told in July 2010. Holder now claims he misunderstood the question, thinking they were asking about the Vin Diesel movie.
Experts in India say the Taj Mahal is in danger of collapsing within five years. Apparently, the Obama Administration loaned them some money.
Apple co-Founder Steve Jobs passed away...
…Apple stock was lowered to half-mast.
…Yet another Jobs lost under the Obama Administration.
After months of speculation, Gov. Sarah Palin announced she would not be running for president in 2012...
…Checkmate, Gov. Christie.
…apparently she’s comfortable enough just choosing the president.
...why start something only to quit halfway through?
While President Obama has been complaining about Republicans blocking his jobs bill, it turns out that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said he does not plan to have a vote on the bill in its entirety and is going try to pass bits and pieces of it…
…I guess all Congresspersons look alike to Obama.
…That silence you hear is the outrage over the Democrats sitting on the jobs bill.
…if it wasn’t the yelling at the Republicans, they’re be no yelling at all.
The PBS show “Sesame Street” is introducing a new Muppet character who’s poor and sometimes hungry. But she still supports President Obama.
President Obama said that the Occupy Wall Street protests show a “broad-based frustration” among Americans with banks...
…right, because you can never find a working pen. That always ticks me off.
…yes, because all their ATMs put so making people out of work.
Payrolls firm ADP reports that US companies added 91,000 jobs last month---whoops, no, they all just got laid off again. Oh well.
We have a record number of Americans on food stamps, record unemployment, increased debt and record poverty so you know what that means? Road trip!!
Forbes published its annual list of the most powerful woman in the world which included Oprah at No. 14, Diane Sawyer at No. 47, Ellen DeGeneres at No. 55 and Ann Curry is No. 66. Yet you don’t see anyone protesting in front of their homes.
Westboro Baptist Church leader Margie J. Phelps announced that the group will picket the Steve Jobs funeral, condemning him for "teaching his neighbors to sin..."
…Of course, she tweeted the announcement from an iPhone, so his diabolical plan is still working.
…Apparently there haven’t been enough soldier funerals to crash.
…they are such funeral whores.
“The Simpsons” was facing cancelation over budget concerns with the show. You know the economy is bad when the Simpsons get fired. Not even cartoon characters are safe.
Former president Jimmy Carter said in an interview that he believes President Obama will win the 2012 election despite the state of the US economy…
…Needless to say, President Obama has begun packing.
…And considering how well he called his own re-election against Ronald Reagan, what’s to worry?
SiriusXM radio is launching "Real Housewives Radio" which will air audio from every episode of "Real Housewives of New Jersey," along with footage from the New York, Atlanta and Orange County editions. The radio show will consist of one long bleep.
During a visited to a Texas school, President Obama read children a book about the presidential dog Bo, including a drawing of the president himself…
…after the visit, the children had to exit through the Presidential gift shop.
…because if he doesn’t tell the kids about himself who will? I mean besides CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC and Huffington Post?
The Labor Department announced that the unemployment rate remains at 9.1 percent for the third straight month. Which means we’ve used this joke for the 3rd straight month.
Nine US sheriffs held a press conference to call for Attorney General Eric Holder to resign over the “Fast and Furious” gun sting. In response, Holder announced a Dept. of Justice investigation into the nine US sheriffs.
Sources report that Nevada Geothermal Power, a company the US Department of Energy loaned millions of dollars to, is about to go bankrupt. That makes it the Solyndra of Geo-thermal power.
On-demand music service Napster, announced it will be sold to Rhapsody, causing many people in the music industry to ask, “Napster still around?”
In a Newsweek article, Nancy Pelosi criticized the Obama White House, saying they’re inept and they anticipate nothing. For instance, the fact that Nancy Pelosi was Speaker of the House.
It’s being rumored that Madonna is set to perform at next year’s Super Bowl. No, sorry, it says Madonna is set to do next year’s Super Bowl.
Denmark has become the latest country to levy a "fat tax" on foods with saturated fat…
…making it another country that Michael Moore won’t be visiting.
…so look for the new margarine product, “Really, it’s not butter.”
After much protesting and corporate boycotts, NBC cancelled the show “The Playboy Club.” Also, because it sucked.
Hugh Hefner tweeted he thought the cancelled show “The Playboy Club” should have been on cable. Which raises the question: Hugh Hefner tweets?
After much speculation, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie decided not to run for president in 2012…
…experts are still attempting to determine who was more relieved by this, President Obama or Mitt Romney.
…so the mainstream media fat jokes will have to wait until 2016.
…beating Gov. Palin’s announcement not to run by 2 days.
A.C. Nielsen Jr., who headed the A. C. Nielsen Company that monitors TV show ratings, was cancelled last week at the age of 92.
ESPN's suspended the use of Hank Williams Jr. "Are You Ready for Some Football" song on their "Monday Night Football" after Williams' made a controversial Hitler comment about President Obama and the golf summit with John Boehner…
…which is what the main stream media does whenever you used the words “Hitler” and “Obama” in the same sentence.
…so, are you ready for some backlash???
…but ESPN stated they are still perfectly fine with any GOP/Nazi references.
In an effort to get the media to cover the story, Rick Perry has changed the name of his hunting lodge to “Solyndra Head.”
The Today Show panel applauded the news on the fat tax that Denmark recently put on food. Man, another good reason Gov. Christie should have run.
Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke told Joint Economic Committee of Congress that the US economy is close to faltering…
…then a moment later added, “Whoops, it faltered.”
…then told Congress that the sky is blue and the ocean is wet.
The House Judiciary Committee announced that they would seek a special counsel to investigate Attorney General Eric Holder’s misleading statements to Congress, where he stated he only learned about Department of Justice's Fast and Furious recently when emails show he was told in July 2010. Holder now claims he misunderstood the question, thinking they were asking about the Vin Diesel movie.
Experts in India say the Taj Mahal is in danger of collapsing within five years. Apparently, the Obama Administration loaned them some money.
Apple co-Founder Steve Jobs passed away...
…Apple stock was lowered to half-mast.
…Yet another Jobs lost under the Obama Administration.
After months of speculation, Gov. Sarah Palin announced she would not be running for president in 2012...
…Checkmate, Gov. Christie.
…apparently she’s comfortable enough just choosing the president.
...why start something only to quit halfway through?
While President Obama has been complaining about Republicans blocking his jobs bill, it turns out that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said he does not plan to have a vote on the bill in its entirety and is going try to pass bits and pieces of it…
…I guess all Congresspersons look alike to Obama.
…That silence you hear is the outrage over the Democrats sitting on the jobs bill.
…if it wasn’t the yelling at the Republicans, they’re be no yelling at all.
The PBS show “Sesame Street” is introducing a new Muppet character who’s poor and sometimes hungry. But she still supports President Obama.
President Obama said that the Occupy Wall Street protests show a “broad-based frustration” among Americans with banks...
…right, because you can never find a working pen. That always ticks me off.
…yes, because all their ATMs put so making people out of work.
Payrolls firm ADP reports that US companies added 91,000 jobs last month---whoops, no, they all just got laid off again. Oh well.
We have a record number of Americans on food stamps, record unemployment, increased debt and record poverty so you know what that means? Road trip!!
Forbes published its annual list of the most powerful woman in the world which included Oprah at No. 14, Diane Sawyer at No. 47, Ellen DeGeneres at No. 55 and Ann Curry is No. 66. Yet you don’t see anyone protesting in front of their homes.
Westboro Baptist Church leader Margie J. Phelps announced that the group will picket the Steve Jobs funeral, condemning him for "teaching his neighbors to sin..."
…Of course, she tweeted the announcement from an iPhone, so his diabolical plan is still working.
…Apparently there haven’t been enough soldier funerals to crash.
…they are such funeral whores.
“The Simpsons” was facing cancelation over budget concerns with the show. You know the economy is bad when the Simpsons get fired. Not even cartoon characters are safe.
Former president Jimmy Carter said in an interview that he believes President Obama will win the 2012 election despite the state of the US economy…
…Needless to say, President Obama has begun packing.
…And considering how well he called his own re-election against Ronald Reagan, what’s to worry?
SiriusXM radio is launching "Real Housewives Radio" which will air audio from every episode of "Real Housewives of New Jersey," along with footage from the New York, Atlanta and Orange County editions. The radio show will consist of one long bleep.
During a visited to a Texas school, President Obama read children a book about the presidential dog Bo, including a drawing of the president himself…
…after the visit, the children had to exit through the Presidential gift shop.
…because if he doesn’t tell the kids about himself who will? I mean besides CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC and Huffington Post?
The Labor Department announced that the unemployment rate remains at 9.1 percent for the third straight month. Which means we’ve used this joke for the 3rd straight month.
Nine US sheriffs held a press conference to call for Attorney General Eric Holder to resign over the “Fast and Furious” gun sting. In response, Holder announced a Dept. of Justice investigation into the nine US sheriffs.
