I'll be honest, I almost didn't participate this week. the subject was Fall a Football Team. I am not a sports guy, don't follow the league, nothing. Plus I was dealing with a household issue, so I was not engaged. Then I figured, "I have to," which doesn't make sense, because I don't. So I called up a list of all the pro football teams to see what I could do with them. The conclusion was "not much." The editors had carved out the most logical ones (and since I neglected to check first, I duped a couple of them). When you have only so many football teams and only so many synonyms for "fall," it makes for a limited pallet. I got a couple of off-beat ones in. Some clever folks did soceer and college teams. Then come the afterthoughts; as I write this, I'm still submitting, long after the game has ended. Anyway, let's see which entries make the cut (and sorry it's such a pop-up ad heavy webpage):
Weekly Humorist, a humor magazine I often submit to and occasionally get in, runs these Hashtag Games on Twitter (X), where they name a topic and we submit humorous responses. These games play right into my gag reflex, so I always throw up something. I've taken to setting my calendar to get online every Wednesday to "play" (and by "play" I mean submit content to their website for free--I like to think of it as pun bono work). I always submit a bunch of entries and some of them get selected for inclusion in their online site.
I'll be honest, I almost didn't participate this week. the subject was Fall a Football Team. I am not a sports guy, don't follow the league, nothing. Plus I was dealing with a household issue, so I was not engaged. Then I figured, "I have to," which doesn't make sense, because I don't. So I called up a list of all the pro football teams to see what I could do with them. The conclusion was "not much." The editors had carved out the most logical ones (and since I neglected to check first, I duped a couple of them). When you have only so many football teams and only so many synonyms for "fall," it makes for a limited pallet. I got a couple of off-beat ones in. Some clever folks did soceer and college teams. Then come the afterthoughts; as I write this, I'm still submitting, long after the game has ended. Anyway, let's see which entries make the cut (and sorry it's such a pop-up ad heavy webpage):
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Another topical bit swept aside by a non-stop news cycle. Basically, there were threats by the parent corporation to the good folk at TCM, home of the classic movies. The company first screw around with HBO MAX, making it MAX. then they started shelving movies. Then the focus on the unsexy source of steady income, TCM. They fired the executives in charge and started making noises about cut-backs. The one channel they don't have to create new content for and just exists to drawn in and make new movie fans was suddenly under fire. Some big-shot Hollywood directors stepped in to get the parent company to back off, so maybe things will be okay. For now. But it they try it again, I'll have this piece ready to go. #TCM Party PoopersWarner Bros. Discovery president and CEO David Zaslav has been poking around Turner Movie Classics to see how he can screw them up or shorten their name. Now that Zaslav has begun firing long-time executives and laying off staff in the name of cutting expenses, we received a memo which goes a little deeper into the plans for TCM. They are cutting back everywhere on everything, based on the movie schedule for next month: 6 Brides for 6 Brothers 20 Seconds over Tokyo The Rent-Controlled Apartment 2:45 to Yuma It’s a Mad, Mad World The Medium Sleep 41st Street The Sixth Samurai 10 Angry Men Some about Eve The Second Man The 300 Blows 7 ½ Littler Caesar His Girl Thursday Around the World in 73 Days The 32 Steps North or Northwest Single Indemnity The Adequate Years of our Lives Miracle on 31st Street Plan 8 from Outer Space Weekly Humorist, a humor magazine I often submit to and occasionally get in, runs these Hashtag Games on Twitter (X), where they name a topic and we submit humorous responses. These games play right into my gag reflex, so always throw up something. I've taken to setting my calendar to get online every Wednesday to "play" (and by "play" I mean submit content to their website for free--I like to think of it as pun bono work). I always submit a bunch of entries and some of them get selected for inclusion in their online site. This one required research. I love movies, but can't often tell you what decade they came out in (especially modern movies). I actually had to call up a list of 1980s movies to remind me which they are and to maybe avoid the obvious ones. I usually read all the WH ones, to avoid duping any but I didn't this time and wound up hitting on one or two of theirs, but they still listed "Mississippi Burning Sensation" as mine, so that's cool. So, let's rev up the way-back machine, pop some aspirin and check out: Technically, this isn't a "topical" piece, what with it being based on a 40-year old movie. But again, I got log-jammed with submission policies so I'm just posting it here. This started out as a sketch idea, but, as stated before, sketch outlets are few and far between. I thought it was a funny premise, and it filled itself in nicely and couching it as meeting minutes just brought it all together. Enjoy. Minutes From the Last SkyNet MeetingThis was a tough one to lose. The window for this was very short as it turned out. And it got hung up because the one place I really wanted to submit it to was undecided on an earlier submission and they refuse to look at new submissions until they pass on the previous. And I'm still waiting for a response to that one. Thanks, Mac. So, just think back to the glorious rebellion that just a few weeks ago looked to overthrow Russia... Russian Civil War LettersEverybody, sing along! The Weekly Humorist just posted my comedic piece, "Depressing Karaoke Night" over on their website! You don't even have to know all the words to enjoy!
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