Desperately Seeking Vegan
Anyway, the invitation was made and accepted. We arrived and it’s Vegan Taco Night. What??? Seasoned fake meal and waxy, vegan cheese with organic taco shells. Thank goodness for the lettuce and tomatoes. After a while, I started to notice that the dinner conversation was the vegans talking about that vegan place that serves a really good vegan Chicken Parmesan. Or that other vegan place that serves a good vegan-burger. Now I’m starting to see the pattern. They are vegans lusting after animal products. Sure, they could just eat vegetables and fruits and fungus, but no, they still want their burgers and pizza and Italian heroes. Well, stop it.
So, all you vegans going on and on about your life choices, spare me. I have a rack of ribs to tackle.