Documents released by the CIA show that leaders of Al Qaeda want to change the name of their terrorist organization because it isn’t properly explaining their goals. So here are some of the proposed new names for Al Qaeda:
Jihads “R” Us
Bin Laden’s “House of Bombs”
Death to Smoochy. Also, America.
Allah-bomba
Jihads for Less
Death to America is our business, our only business.
Holy War-mart
Infidel Begone
72 Virgin Inc.
I Can’t Believe it’s not Al Qaeda.
Jihads “R” Us
Bin Laden’s “House of Bombs”
Death to Smoochy. Also, America.
Allah-bomba
Jihads for Less
Death to America is our business, our only business.
Holy War-mart
Infidel Begone
72 Virgin Inc.
I Can’t Believe it’s not Al Qaeda.
