Easter is a confusing holiday; we celebrate the resurrection of Christ with a rabbit that brings hard-boiled eggs and chicks, which can't exist if the eggs are hard boiled on the first Sunday after the first full moon after the Vernal equinox. 

SNOW WHITE & THE HUNTSMAN
"It's The Other Snow White Meat."

Mitt Romney Lands Endorsement from Jeff Foxworthy:
     (this is dating fast, let's flip all the cards over)

---if you ask what kind of wine goes with grits, you could possibility be a Mitt Romney supporter.

---if your second car is two cars, you might be a Mitt Romney supporter. 

---if you think “moonshine” is the evening weather report, you might be a Mitt Romney supporter.

---if you’re constantly asking other NASCAR drivers for Grey Poupon, there’s a reasonable chance you could be a Mitt Romney supporter.

---if your idea of stock cars is the amount of shares you own of GM, Chrysler, and Ford, you might be a Mitt Romney supporter.

---if you think that “y’all” is a sailing term, there’s a real chance you are a Mitt Romney supporter.

---if the junked car on your front lawn is a BMW, there is a real likelihood that you are a Mitt Romney supporter.

---if you hire a guy to loosen your tie before campaign rallies, odds are you are a Mitt Romney supporter.

Mitt Romney Lands Endorsement from Jeff Foxworthy:

If you drive a couple of Cadillacs, simultaneously, you might be a Mitt Romney supporter.

Mitt Romney Lands Endorsement from  Jeff Foxworthy :

If you list a Super-PAC on your taxes as a dependent, you just might be a supporter of Mitt Romney.

#364, Sept '04

The Grand Finale.  For me.