|Dan Fiorella: Writer @ large||
Gov. Sarah Palin went on TV apologizing for her comments calling Herman Cain the "flavor of the week" in the GOP primary. She said she meant to call him the “pizza topping of the month.”
A man dressed as Captain America was arrested outside Grauman's Chinese Theatre for allegedly groping a woman who was posing for a photo with him. He's been busted to Sgt. America.
Vice President Joe Biden thanked Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao for China’s investment in U.S. government debt and assured him the country has “nothing to worry about” regarding the stability of the America economy. Then he asked the Chinese Premier for “carfare” to get home.
Reports that said people who use Internet Explorer have lower IQs than people who use Chrome, Firefox or Safari turned out to be a hoax. Now I don’t feel so bad about using AOL.
Charlie Sheen is planning his return to series television in Anger Management, a sitcom based on the 2003 movie. Oh, so it’s not a documentary.
A new poll found "Jersey Shore" hasn't damage New Jersey's national reputation. Although it hasn’t done anything to improve it, either.
Comedian Tracy Morgan is getting flack for making homophobic remarks during his stand-up act while preforming in Tennessee. Morgan released a statement that his comedy routine had been hacked into.
Officials are now saying the source of the European E. coli outbreak was organic beans sprouts grown in Germany…
Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney officially entered the race today for president, saying President Obama has failed America for causing so many Republicans to try and take the GOP nomination from Romney.....
Freelance writer, still hacking away.