From 1999 to 2004-ish, I was one of the contributing writers for Garrison Keillor's renowned radio show "A Prairie Home Companion." I learned a lot of things there, mostly how to spell 'prairie." It was a solid gig and I'm proud of my work there. But, like any other job, there were...things... Well, here's a silly bit I had totally forgotten about mocking the reality show craze. It's a pretty good late-career submission to PHC. I think what triggered the sketch was a show that was going to be about picking a director to make a film...wash it Project Greenlight? or some such thing. Anyway, they went on and on about directors and I decided to go with a real WGA-twist to create the most boring really show ever; watching writers write. On radio! The SFX of typewriters makes me chuckle as I reread it. Maybe I can do this as an AI bit, just lose the celebrity judges...
Because of lack of resources, I’ve taken to “producing” my sketch ideas with AI. This is not a recommended solution. See that logo? AI generated. And yet I had to run it through photoshop to really get it right. There were a couple of things I already had to tweak, besides. Anyway, on to more creative things:
Pirate Patch was something I wrote back in 2004, originally for Prairie Home Companion. A quick little commercial pun, from back in the day when Big Pharma was pushing patches for everything as a drug delivery system to work to fight smoking, pain, addiction, hunger. It was rejected (my sketch, not the patches). I sent it around but nothing worked.
Doing the blog has reminded me of a lot of material I had forgotten about, but this sketch always stayed in the back of my mind, especially come "Talk Like a Pirate Day." So, I once I got to playing around with AI, I decided to use it. But here's the thing about AI; it's a bear to work with. After doing a couple of other things with it, I just gets annoying to use. And the idea of attempting to do an office set up with two co-workers conversing seemed like a daunting task and then trying to do a character who has to go through a before & after change? AI would totally change the guy's look. I'm sure an expert could pull it off, but I'm just a writer, so I decided to do it as audio. And even then, it's tricky to get audio that doesn't sound like a bored actor reading his lines. I finally got them to a point I was satisfied with, then realized I hadn't done the character's 'after' dialogue, so I just recorded myself as the post-pharm co-worker, because my goofy voice works in the role. And frankly, it just seemed easier that way. It's up at Sound Cloud and here it is for your enjoyment. Expect me to repost this every "Talk Like a Pirate Day."
Because of lack of resources, I’ve taken to “producing” my sketch ideas with AI. This is not a recommended solution.
This sketch has a history, and I wrote about it here. I wrote bagpipes a long time ago. It seems like a silly, easy to produce sketch, bordering on the absurd. It made the rounds in all medium; TV packets, submitted PHC radio sketch, comedy troupe fodder, but it never made the grade. I decided to create it as an audio file because, frankly, the last sketch I did, Misfit Island, really drained me. It was a lot of work and re-work and by the end, I was rooting around for short cuts. I bit off more than I could chew there. Anyway, it works fine as an audio bit, a throwback to old time radio. It's just nice to see it exist in a form that doesn't have to be read on a blog. It can be listened to on a blog!
I've started pulling scripts out to run through AI. This script was originally written to submit for Prairie Home Companion many Christmases ago, but it struck me has something I could put together. I did the AI voice generator. I loaded into my editing software, added the music I had download from a PD site, adding sound effects and made this audio. I kept it audio because trying to turn it into video on AI is really tricky (as I learned with Tur Dunkin and Dyke, Van Dyke). It's up on Soundcloud now, in time for the holidays! It's the latest adventure of that crazy Christmas Evel Knievel, Clyde Wilson, Christmas Daredevil.
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