From 1999 to 2004-ish, I was one of the contributing writers for Garrison Keillor's renowned radio show "A Prairie Home Companion." I learned a lot of things there, mostly how to spell 'prairie." It was a solid gig and I'm proud of my work there. But, like any other job, there were...things...
I have no idea what this is about. Did W start talking about walls back in 2006? I mean, it seems to be a cross between gated communities and a border wall. But basically, it is just as applicable now, right? It's a parody of "Don't Fence Me In," only in favor of being fenced in.
Let's Fence Me In
Oh we got land, lots of land under stars and stripes above,
Let's fence it in.
Let me drive through the wide open suburbs that I love,
Let's fence it in
Let me be by myself with the evenin' news,
And listen to the ranting of the pundits views
Keeping out foreigners so I'll have to choose
To fence me in.
Carolina to California, let me warn ya,
Turn back the huddled masses
Just like China,
less bawlin' and more wallin'
Until the crisis passes
I want to keep up my guard so my culture won't vanish
And keep us acting awfully clannish,
And I can't stand outsiders and I won't learn Spanish,
Please fence me in
Let's fence it in.
Let me drive through the wide open suburbs that I love,
Let's fence it in
Let me be by myself with the evenin' news,
And listen to the ranting of the pundits views
Keeping out foreigners so I'll have to choose
To fence me in.
Carolina to California, let me warn ya,
Turn back the huddled masses
Just like China,
less bawlin' and more wallin'
Until the crisis passes
I want to keep up my guard so my culture won't vanish
And keep us acting awfully clannish,
And I can't stand outsiders and I won't learn Spanish,
Please fence me in
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