|Dan Fiorella: Writer @ large||
The Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice in Saudi Arabia has decreed that Saudi women can be forced to cover even their eyes if their eyes are deemed “tempting” or sexy. They also decreed the game of “Peek-a-boo” is now considered foreplay.
If they can re-open the case after 30 years, I'm re-opening the joke:
"Hey, what's the only wood that doesn't float?"
#25) Make like a banana, Split.
You know, if the SEC had put half the effort into its policing efforts that the government is now doing against OWS, all of this could have been avoided.
#24) Sell her into white slavery, Avery.
Hey, it's our first Christmas issue!
Whole issue is here.
The highlight for me of this issue is the authentic Kmart ad parody. Having made friends with the lady in advertising at Kmart, (where I was working my way through college) she let me go through the old graphics so I took enough to do a bunch of fake ads for the magazine. People who are paying attention will notice that I duplicated the ads for Cracked several years later.
Here's the first piece I sold to Cracked magazine:
Freelance writer, still hacking away.