
The characters aren't exactly Minnesota nice, more like those east-coast tourists. Again, a quick bit, in and out. I liked with GK was dealing with odd ball characters, it was very Bob Newhart-y, and I often wrote him that way.
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![]() From 1999 to 2004-ish, I was one of the contributing writers for Garrison Keillor's renowned radio show "A Prairie Home Companion." I learned a lot of things there, mostly how to spell 'prairie." It was a solid gig and I'm proud of my work there. But, like any other job, there were...things... The show was advertising that they were on a Minneapolis micro-tour doing this show at the Orpheum Theater (a famous vaudeville house). Knowing that, I worked it into my sketch about those new fangled digital cameras. There was a time portable phones only made phone calls! Can you believe that? I worked in a comment someone made to me about the shutter button when I first tried to use a digital camera. And, of course cutting off heads. I mean, we always cut off heads in photos, but we wouldn't find out about it for weeks. The characters aren't exactly Minnesota nice, more like those east-coast tourists. Again, a quick bit, in and out. I liked with GK was dealing with odd ball characters, it was very Bob Newhart-y, and I often wrote him that way. Say Cheese
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![]() Back in the aughts, Cracked magazine was owned by the same company as the Weekly World News. During the rocky final years of Cracked, our editor, in an attempt to give the writers a pay check, had us contribute articles to WWN ("the humor magazine that nobody knows is a humor magazine.") It took me a while to get the hang of the paper but soon I was working on some straight forward fake news stories. After they moved all the federal holidays to Mondays to make three-day weekends for people, what would be next? Reshuffling holidays to make them more seasonal. Not sure how I came up with picking Groundhog's Day and April Fools Day as the two least consequential "holidays" that I could make an argument for switching but I pulled it off. Man, I hope the Federal Board of Observed Holidays is able to survive the DOGE chainsaw of 2025. I really like my little topper at the end.
![]() Weekly Humorist, a humor magazine I often submit to and occasionally get in, runs these Hashtag Games on Twitter (X), where they name a topic and we submit humorous responses. These games play right into my gag reflex, so I always throw up something. I've taken to setting my calendar to get online every Wednesday to "play" (and by "play" I mean submit content to their website for free--I like to think of it as pun bono work). I always submit a bunch of them on X (Twitter) and some of them get selected for inclusion to their online site. This topic was pretty fun and cute. Not a video guy, and haven't paid much attention to them since Pacman, so I did google a list of games to get me going. There were many good ones posted and I'm glad to report several of mine made the cut for WH's website.
![]() Back in the aughts, Cracked magazine was owned by the same company as the Weekly World News. During the rocky final years of Cracked, our editor, in an attempt to give the writers a pay check, had us contribute articles to WWN ("the humor magazine that nobody knows is a humor magazine.") It took me a while to get the hang of the paper but after a while, I was submitting some straight forward fake news stories. For some reason, I feel like this story got pitched to me. I can't imagine thinking up a bubble story. It's a solid little story and a surprising show business parody at the end. It's now I started to realize that getting the article sold didn't mean it was going to get featured. I had some one and two page spreads made up from my stories, so I was surprised this was printed as a 1 column piece. Oh, well.
![]() Weekly Humorist, a humor magazine I often submit to and occasionally get in, runs these Hashtag Games on Twitter (X), where they name a topic and we submit humorous responses. These games play right into my gag reflex, so I always throw up something. I've taken to setting my calendar to get online every Wednesday to "play" (and by "play" I mean submit content to their website for free--I like to think of it as pun bono work). I always submit a bunch of them on X (Twitter) and some of them get selected for inclusion to their online site. Happy to get my usual 6 items selected for this game, but as I'm reading the column, I really duped a number of items WH had posted first. I do try to go over them before I submit, but I didn't see them. And if I dupe with some other random post, well, I'm not there to wait for everyone to tweet first and then jump in. It was a solid topic with enough ways to squeeze a pun out.
![]() Weekly Humorist, a humor magazine I often submit to and occasionally get in, runs these Hashtag Games on Twitter (X), where they name a topic and we submit humorous responses. These games play right into my gag reflex, so I always throw up something. I've taken to setting my calendar to get online every Wednesday to "play" (and by "play" I mean submit content to their website for free--I like to think of it as pun bono work). I always submit a bunch of them on X (Twitter) and some of them get selected for inclusion to their online site. I'm a prude, I know it. I had almost decided to skip this hashtag game because it was yet another carnal-based theme. But I can be a bit of a completist and it started to bother me not to submit, because I always submit (this explains my career protectory so much). So I wound up submitting several, trying to be clever. Going for the double entendre. Going for the sly nod. Keeping it PG-13. A couple of phrases leapt to mind and I started going from there. All it all, I did okay. But you can be the judge.
![]() Back in the aughts, Cracked magazine was owned by the same company as the Weekly World News. During the rocky final years of Cracked, our editor, in an attempt to give the writers a pay check, had us contribute articles to WWN ("the humor magazine that nobody knows is a humor magazine.") It took me a while to get the hang of the paper. I worked my way in with some straight forward fake news stories. This kind of story was inevitable. Everyone knows about Chuck E. Cheese, right? The original draw was a various points, animatronic figures would appear on a stage to sing some songs and entertain the customers. It was cute, but Disneyland it wasn't. But what if one of them went all West World? Again, ridiculous situation, but if you include the right quotes from the "eye witnesses" it plays out fine. I even pulled a twist where the company decides to make rouge robtos part of their new business plan!
![]() Back in the aughts, Cracked magazine was owned by the same company as the Weekly World News. During the rocky final years of Cracked, our editor, in an attempt to give the writers a pay check, had us contribute articles to WWN ("the humor magazine that nobody knows is a humor magazine.") It took me a while to get the hang of the paper but I worked my way in with some straight forward fake news stories. I feel like now I was getting the hang of things at WWN. A the legend goes back forever. I even made sure to start the story with that. There was much actual news stories about the black market that deals with ancient artifacts. Also the usual stories of Mexican drug cartels and their elaborate compounds filled with exotic animals and valuable art and such. Combining them seemed natural. I filled with various experts and characters and thought I told a solid story.
![]() Back in the aughts, Cracked magazine was owned by the same company as the Weekly World News. During the rocky final years of Cracked, our editor, in an attempt to give the writers a pay check, had us contribute articles to WWN ("the humor magazine that nobody knows is a humor magazine.") It took me a while to get the hang of the paper. After a while I worked my way up with some straight forward fake news stories. This article is one of my favorites. I feel like I got to combine current events, social issues and nonsense all into one article. Stories about spontaneous combustion have been around for centuries. I think there was an "X-Files" episode about it. I know there was a "Kolchack: The Night Stalker" episode. But to link that condition to climate change (especially back when it was called "global warming") just made it one of the strongest and most original articles I submitted.
![]() Weekly Humorist, a humor magazine I often submit to and occasionally get in, runs these Hashtag Games on Twitter (X), where they name a topic and we submit humorous responses. These games play right into my gag reflex, so I always throw up something. I've taken to setting my calendar to get online every Wednesday to "play" (and by "play" I mean submit content to their website for free--I like to think of it as pun bono work). I always submit a bunch of them on X (Twitter) and some of them get selected for inclusion to their online site. I was afraid I got skunked this week. As a scrolled down the site's page, I saw mostly Weekly Humorist's own posts. You have to read them the day-of to make sure you don't dupe them (and even if you try to read them all, you still wind up posting the same jokes). Finally, toward the end, my few came up. As always, the music based ones throw me, as I'm not a music guy. But I am a sit-com guy. But to avoid the usual log jam of recent sit-coms, I hit the internet to look up some titles from the 50s and 60s, and whatever others that popped into my mind as I was working the list of rock bands. There were a lot of good entries (including mine.) So, check it out at:
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