Dan Fiorella
 
You'll win?  That's rich!
 
 
Your only way out of the  99%.

 
 
You gotta be Inuit to win it.
(Alaska only)
 
 
Scratch this!
 
 
All  it takes is a dollar.   And then another dollar.  And then another---
 
 
Just  a dollar and a suspension of disbelief.

 
 
All you need is a dollar and a delusion.
 
 
Sure, it could happen.
 
 
You have to be in it to win it!  Although odds are you still won't.
 

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