Mitt Romney Lands Endorsement from Jeff Foxworthy:
     (this is dating fast, let's flip all the cards over)

---if you ask what kind of wine goes with grits, you could possibility be a Mitt Romney supporter.

---if your second car is two cars, you might be a Mitt Romney supporter. 

---if you think “moonshine” is the evening weather report, you might be a Mitt Romney supporter.

---if you’re constantly asking other NASCAR drivers for Grey Poupon, there’s a reasonable chance you could be a Mitt Romney supporter.

---if your idea of stock cars is the amount of shares you own of GM, Chrysler, and Ford, you might be a Mitt Romney supporter.

---if you think that “y’all” is a sailing term, there’s a real chance you are a Mitt Romney supporter.

---if the junked car on your front lawn is a BMW, there is a real likelihood that you are a Mitt Romney supporter.

---if you hire a guy to loosen your tie before campaign rallies, odds are you are a Mitt Romney supporter.

Mitt Romney Lands Endorsement from Jeff Foxworthy:

If you drive a couple of Cadillacs, simultaneously, you might be a Mitt Romney supporter.

Mitt Romney Lands Endorsement from  Jeff Foxworthy :

If you list a Super-PAC on your taxes as a dependent, you just might be a supporter of Mitt Romney.

"During the latest debate, CNN moderator John King tried to reel Mitt Romney in to respond to his query.
Not allowing himself to be bullied, the former Massachusetts Governor said, 'You get to ask the questions you want, I get to give the answers I want.'"

Which pretty much negates the whole "Q & A" premise.

Mitt sez he’s not worried about poor ‘cause they have  safety net.  The Liberals are mad for
lack of empathy. Conservatives are mad he’s leaving  the safety net.


  

Mitt: some of my best friends are corporations.


  

Mitt: I don’t care about poor people.  I care about corporation people.