The use of the word "failure?"  Epic FAIL.

#16) Go for a swim, Jim.

Found one of the items I had gotten from my time at Cracked Magazine, the nearly official Cracked Flying Saucer.

Pity I didn't find it before they published the book, "If you're Cracked you're Happy."

#15) Hijack a plane, Blaine.

Mark Sanford, the disgraced former governor of South Carolina, has joined Fox News as a television analyst, a Fox spokeswoman confirmed .    

I didn't know Fox news did a love advice show.

#14) Jump on a cart, Bart.

The GOP has announced its new campaign slogan: "Obama: he's killing off jobs like he's killing off America's enemies."

#13) Strap on some skis, Lee.

#12) Run for the hills, Bill.

In a bedside interview, the Lockerbie Bomber claimed that his role in the airplane bombing was “exaggerated.”  Much like his cancer diagnosis.

Presidential candidate Rep. Ron Paul, is calling to impeach President Obama over his to decision to kill terrorist Anwar Al Awlaki. He says it’s because Al Awlaki was an American, born in New Mexico.  Which actually makes him Al Queda’s first anchor baby.