The GOP's response to President Obama's latest proposal:

Industry bail-outs: bad.
Industry subsidies: good.

A Quinnipiac University poll reports that only 39 percent of voters approve of the job New York City Mayor Bloomberg's is doing.  So I guess that cancels the plans to change the city charter again so he can run for a 4th term.

In a major media mix-up this week, gonzo journalist Ian Murphy called video sting expert James O’Keefe pretending to be a French Canadian DJ pretending to be French president Nicholas Sarkozy.  No one was injured, except maybe journalism.

In a stunning announcement Charlie Sheen has been hired to star in "Spiderman: Turn off the Dark."  So that's two disasters for the price of one!

Here are the jokes that Newsbusted didn't use.  Apparently, they're getting away from that whole "funny" type of joke telling...